Anonymous asked: Dear person I like
Dear person I like,
I like to take pictures of you, even though you don’t like it. I like to stalk your facebook wall when I’m bored, because I am a crepe and you secretly like my crepe-ness because you secretly stalk my facebook wall when you’re bored. I like to touch your hair. I think when we get married, we can have a pet baby polar bear and a baby hedgehog. Oh and you promised me to get that baby cub as well! Oh and Iceland. Yup. Silver is going to look so beautiful as a result. I saw a car today and I mentally cheesewhacked you, while my dad was lecturing me on dating. Hm what else. OH. We’re having a holiday named after us hehe. Okay, go do homework.
Love, J
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